What do you get if you cross a hummingbird with a doorbell?—a humdinger.

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?—He’s fully recovered.

What is the fear of meeting a fat man in a red suit in a confined space?—Santa Claustrophobia.

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?—Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.