The washing machine wasn’t working, so Mrs. Flynn asked her husband to fix it. He made a face and said, “Who do you think I am-the Maytag man?” An hour later, Mrs. Flynn said, “My car isn’t working. Will you fix it?” Mr. Flynn said, “Who do you think I am-Mr. Goodwrench?” Later that night, Mr. Flynn came home from the pub and asked his wife, “Did you get everything repaired?” Mrs. Flynn said, “The next-door neighbor did it.”
“No kidding… how much did it cost?”
“Nothing. He just wanted me to bake a cake for him, or make love to him tomorrow when you’re at work.”
“What are you going to do?”
Mrs. Flynn answered,
“Who do you think I am-Betty Crocker?”