A woman went to the police to report her husband missing. “He’s 35, six foot two inches tall, dark eyes, dark wavy hair, athletic build, weighs 185 lbs, soft spoken, and he’s good with children.”

Her neighbor protested, “He’s five foot 2 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth and is mean to your children!”

“I know,” said the wife, “but who wants him back?”