A little pig walked into a bar, ordered a drink and asked where the toilet was.

“Just along the corridor,” said the bartender.

Then a second little pig walked into the bar, ordered a drink and asked where the toilet was.

“Just along the corridor,” said the bartender.

Then a third little pig walked into the bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “I suppose you want to use the toilet too?”

“No, I’m the little pig that goes wee wee wee wee all the way home.”