Paddy and his two friends were talking at the bar. The first friend said, “I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under the bed, and they weren’t mine.”

The second friend said, “I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber. The other day I came home and found a wrench under the bed, and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy said, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”

His two friends looked at him in amazement.

“No I’m serious,” continued Paddy. “The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”